dooklear

doo-klear

Similar to nuclear only with poop.

A dooklear explosion

Zach is going to need a colostomy bag if he doesnt get his colonic dooklear melt down under control.

by Crazy Ivan May 18, 2005

Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.

Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.

by irvingjohn April 20, 2011

dooklear holocaust

Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death

Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."

by Jadeveon Rico Alouicious January 27, 2014

Dooklear Bomb

A bowel movement of massive proportions, usually requiring more than one flush.

I clogged up the toilet downstairs because of a dooklear bomb I dropped after eating that burrito.

by JMP26 February 23, 2010

Dooklear bomb

The motherload of all shits. You are about to drop Fat man on Hiroshima (the toilet).

*Finishes eating a massive burrito
"Fucking Christ man I'm about to drop a Dooklear bomb"
"EVERYONE OUT OF HIS WAY"

by jpstp January 28, 2019