Whack of dawn

Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.
"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."
by irvingjohn December 24, 2011
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Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.
Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.
by irvingjohn April 02, 2011
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