Definitions by irvingjohn

Whack of dawn 

Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.

"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."

Whack of dawn by irvingjohn December 27, 2011

Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.

Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.

Dooklear Warfare by irvingjohn April 20, 2011