Cranked

The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.

Went to the show last night and I got CRANKED

by ANON716 February 14, 2025

Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well

Daniel is the crank lord at my school

by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank

A gay person who hates gay people

Crank: “Ugh I hate fags. Oh ya I’m gay too”

by anonymous April 17, 2022

Crank

When you do a something in a large or long sitting

Dude 1: “He cranks fortnite at 3am”
Dude 2: “Really?!”
Dude 1: “yessir”

by aylathebaddie December 6, 2022

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody

Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good

by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018