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a word that you get 5 points take off of b/c you used it in a stupid essay
I fighted the teacher because he took points off.
fighted by shoenee1 March 14, 2009
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Fighted-at 

When someone is angry and fighting with you over something that you find unnecessary to fight about.
Fighted- at victim: What’s up babe how was work?
Fighted-at perpetrator: Why the fuck are all these socks on the floor!?!?!
Fighted-at by Mykey B. September 7, 2019

Good Fighted 

When you ask your girlfirend to go to the New Moon Midnight showing and she says "Sorry i can't xD"
Wow poor Jake, he just got Good Fighted by her, he's totally going to be the third wheel!
Good Fighted by Igetpwnedallday November 1, 2009

Boo Foo Fighters

The true sexual identity of The Foo Fighters
alt. People who fight foo by taking it in the boo.
You can't call them the Foo Fighters anymore; they take it in the butt so they're the Boo Foo Fighters
alt. Boo Foo Fighters fight foo by taking it up the boo foo.
Boo Foo Fighters by tkobaltimore February 5, 2020

the foo fighters 

Person 1: "the foo's about to overrun us!"
Person 2: "No they're not, here come the Foo Fighters!"
the foo fighters by Doeth February 23, 2020

Hitler's Stealth Fighter 

When you shave your pubes into a Hitler mustache and then fuck a Jewish girl
when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter

Badass Warrior Fighter

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.
Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.
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