computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017

Compooner

A person who watches to much poon on his computer is a compooner.

Person 1: I love watching poon on my computer!
Person 2: You're a compooner!
Person 3: I agree!

by Wordmaker 4000 November 1, 2017

computer visus

A computer virus but harmless

David: I finished programing a computer virus
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK

by TotoMan1441Alt December 2, 2017

computer

something cool

shit! my computer is broken.

by LegendaryDragon January 22, 2018

computer-music

Music that goes like: OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI!!!!
It will mostly be a horrendous music genre.

'Turn down that computer-music, all I can think about is OENSTI OENSTI.''

by Francothegreat February 20, 2018

computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.

Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.

by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018

Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.

Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!

by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018