Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021

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Constitutional Columbine

The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.

Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.

by Devontree September 30, 2021

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Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

by DirtSticks March 8, 2022

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Blumbus from Columbus

A big gay bird whose blumbus reaches to Columbus. Gay bird who uses blumbus for recreation activities at gay bars in Columbus

Hey Steve look, it's the Blumbus from Columbus twerking at Davids!

by Gazellehoovesunite August 5, 2023

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clumdunkling

The act of making love or having sex through a zipper. This can, but does not neccesarily include, trousers that have buttons instead of a zipper.

1. Wow, Gary was clumdunkling with that girl for hours!!!!!!!

2. Mark is such a clumdunkler!!!!

3. I dont have time to take off my pants...... Is it cool if we just clumdunkle???

by Rock-dawg November 27, 2011

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