Cleatus

Cleatus, otherwise known as: Cleater the Benny Bender, Litty Clitty Titty, or Cleat Feet. Is a 6’2 fucking unit. Roaming the halls of OHS this metalhead does nothing but listen to his favored metal band and strike fear into the uncultured. Trips on Benadryl and DXM at the same time, hence the name “Benny Bender” teleporting on his morning bus rides. Smoking fire fucking kush and throwing people like me into ethan’s fucking chest.

“Bro! Cleater the Benny Bender threw me into a fucking chest at ethan’s last week”

“You mean Cleatus?”

“Fuck yes dude, he’s a fucking unit!”

by jackfuckingjones April 13, 2023

Certain Dri

formulated to help you absorb sweat, control odors and prevent chafing all day as an additional layer of protection and freshness.

No matter your needs, Certain Dri has a product for you

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Certain Dri

one of the original clinical antiperspirant brands and the #1 Doctor recommended brand for people with excessive sweating.

Certain Dri offers 3 levels of protection for people with excessive sweating

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Clart

Where one passes gas into a girls clit for sexual stimulation

imma Clart up your pussy so you blow up like a balloon

by Deven lu June 28, 2023

clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.

The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.

by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 5, 2023