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Quickie clean

When you need to take a shower, but have no time. So you clean the parts of your body that create offensive odors, i.e., armpits, and private areas with a wash cloth soap and a little water.

Can be used while camping, after sex, or before important meetings. More effective if wet wipes are used.
I have 30 minutes to be downtown, and some wet wipes. But I don't have time for a shower. Time to quickie clean!
by HellishWinter September 20, 2009
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Chair-Clean

When you wear a piece of clothing for part of a day and take it off and it's not clean enough to put back in the drawer but not dirty enough to put in the hamper. So you throw it on the chair to be worn again at a later time.
We are going out to a casual restaurant so I don't want to mess up a clean shirt, I'll just grab the one that's chair-clean.
by BootyBoater October 20, 2021
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So fresh So Clean

Being so fresh and so clean that you cant help but bursting out into a funky jam because of how sexy you are
"Aint nobody dope as me Im just so fresh so clean"
by Possum Aloysius Jenkins January 15, 2009
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squeaky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.

Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it
Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie

They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies
by Year11er May 23, 2008
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coming clean

A song written by Billie Joe Armstrong and played by Green Day.
It is a song about how a teenage boy has turned seventeen, who has secrets just like anybody. He is wondering if he should tell people about his secrets. His secrets are possibly concering his sexuality.
He has also found out how to be a man.
Seventeen and coming clean for the first time.

I found what it takes to be a man
by x.GreenDay..love.x May 2, 2008
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Mr. Clean

A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dick in a minty fresh state.
Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?

Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!
by Ratchard February 28, 2009
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catalina clean up

When one dumps on another's chest and that person then consumes the feces, regurgitates the feces and then the original dumper consumes the regurgitated feces, enjoyably.
Ned dropped a Cleveland steamer on Daniel's chest. The two of them then performed the Catalina clean up.
by Rob Sal October 19, 2013
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