Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.

„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“

by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

classic imo

when a person is showing care and empathy for a fellow human being.

"I was really upset this whole week, but then Joe called me. He's a classic imo."

by cheaksting December 14, 2023

Aryan Classic

A man-loving man, or a trans woman in it self, or having any intimate feelings/relations with another man, or a trans woman

"I just saw John make out with some dude."
"Another aryan classic."

"Did you hear Robert just transitioned? She's an aryan classic now."
"What's her new name?"

by _kALAFIOR November 23, 2023

Yakmaster Classic

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."

John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)

by The Yak Master October 10, 2012

Fade classic

When a British person comes online with the intention of spamming dnc in group chats

Person: Asks a question or says a statement

Fade: dnc monkey

Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....

by WhiteCop January 16, 2021

Sniggers Classic

a sniggers classic is a comical/iconic moment made by a snigger member in the sniggers current groupchat that creates great humour and a great moment in the groupchat that also gets reactions of a higher caliber of +1 or more however this also depends as it must be worthy of a sniggers classic by other members one cannot claim his own sniggers classic unless another member says it is

+3 likes

‘that’s a sniggers classic’

by the admin June 24, 2022

Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020