Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

by Twinkiezrule December 11, 2011

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chineese chode chomper

a chineese person who chomps on chodes

The guy that works at Tim Hortons is a Chineese Chode Chomper!!!

by The BuzOb's February 27, 2005

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Chopper

The part of the anus responsible for cutting excrement from ones internal bowles

"I have just been to the toilet and my crap was so big my chopper was struggling to function"

by mikeyplaa February 26, 2009

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Chooter

1. (n.) an unlikeable person; disliked by many
2. (n.) a woman who has had many sexual partners; a slut
3. Choot (adj.) describes a person who is unlikeable or slutty

1. Dude, Jake stole my burger again. Man, that guy is such a chooter.
2. That girl's such a chooter! She's done the entire football team!
3. She's so choot! She made out with my best friend yesterday and then with his classmate today!

by Udictionary- slangmaster March 1, 2010

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