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care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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Not that I care

Not that I care is when you don't actually care but care enough to answer someone's questions or give advice, or butt into an over heard conversation
Not that I care but you're wrong about what you said.
by Impkiller May 2, 2020
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care of his ice cube tray

I took care of his ice cube tray
by corporate barbie June 18, 2024
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Take Care Easy

Saying take it easy but with swag.

Origin: from Binh Huynh from YT channel

Bình Huỳnh Cuộc Sống Mỹ Ở Chicago
Hey Phuong take care easy. Thank you ba xa
by Chu Tam October 7, 2022
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Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022
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You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.
Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you
Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care
by :ge: October 4, 2017
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