Calibilly

A California Hillbilly. A banged up 1987 Ford F-150 towing tree stump Interstate 44 is a Hillbilly. A sparkling 2020 Toyota Tacoma pulling a jet ski home to Bakersfield (not LA) is a Calibilly.

Calibilly, Hillbilly, Bakersfield, Fresno, Dwight Yoakham, dude, bro, ho, CA-46, Central Coast, State Fair, Mega Church.

by robroyisrobroy July 31, 2021

calibroke

When an individual makes a handsome income of at least 6 figures, but they live in southern California so they still can't afford shit due to everything being so highly taxed and overpriced.

Hey you wanna go out and grab a drink?
Nah man. I can't afford it.
But I thought you make good money?
Yea but after paying $3200 in rent on my 10 square foot studio, paying $200 for a bag of carrots at the grocery store and filling my gas tank in exchange for my entire retirement fund, I'm calibroke and can't really go out.

by reeetery August 1, 2021

Cali

She is loving and she can annoy the fuck out of you but she still will be depressed asf behind doors

Cali asks her friend how he's doing:Why whats wrong
Friend:my dad died..
Cali:OH NO IT OKAY BITCH YOU GON' BE OKAY MF

by De Angelo November 15, 2021

calicetto

A Calicetto is someone that will get put on the bitch by anyone

Friend: did you see that guy get bitched

Friend 2: ha must be a calicetto

by On the cones November 20, 2021

Calais

Calais is one of the most random people you will ever meet, they either make very discreet anime references and/or can talk about the most messed up shit, with a straight face. Most Calais’s take sarcasm on a whole different level. Calais’s can keep up in an intellectual conversation, but 9/10 they’re usually too lazy to continue. Calais’s are funny and weird but most times they’re lazy and tend to sleep a lot.

Joe: “Naruto solos your favourite verse.”
Calais: “Solo yourself some bitches.”

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Cali

Cali is a hot and fun girl. She’s the types of girls who loves everything and has big mommy honkers. She also is a bad ass and will fuck you up. She’s never a bottom.

Bruh cali is hot.

by iluvmilfs November 21, 2021

caiisha

A caiisha is the sexiest girl you will ever meet. She is the top of the ranks and without fail gets every dick she wants. She doesn’t get played, she plays.

“Lads, I spent the night with this bird called caiisha, she was the sexiest girl I’ve ever. I would do anything to see her again”

by Ajsjehebbabs November 22, 2021