Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 5, 2015

cake puncher

In the service industry, an employee who deliberately damages a meal or component thereof in order to make it unacceptable to be served to a customer. In turn, the food then becomes available to the server and/or the rest of the staff.

Adam loves working at that cafe on the water. He eats there all the time but he never has to pay for it 'cuz he's a cake puncher.

by diggy deadmoon September 30, 2016

cake house

A group of women with a predominate feature of booty.

This place is a cake house.

by CheddarRuffles April 5, 2017

Cake topping

To be so over weight to no longer be muffin topping but not enough to be obese

She is so cake topping in those yoga pants

by Purple brackets June 25, 2017

cake nut

when you nut on her ass cheeks while eating cake, then you leave the last bite for her you clean her cheeks with your fork or spoon then you feed her the last piece.

yo tiffany was hella crazy dude, she wanted me to cake nut her

by jj4papi2020 August 19, 2017

cake food

In simple words 'cake'.
It is used along with an impersonation of a 3 year old asking for cake.

Wimmen: Hey! it's 19th nov! Happy men's day!
Men: YEY! Cake Food Pliss!

by SOT NATION April 20, 2018

Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018