A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
by The Filthy Gentleman March 5, 2023
Get the Cum Butlermug. The act of army crawling through some cum, this can be done naked or clothed, with your cum or someone else’s. An ideal cum snail will have their tounge scraping against the floor as to injest as much of the cum as possible.
I can’t believe that Leroy abused his little cousin Adeins trust and tricked him into becoming his personal cum snail!
by cdawg91 April 5, 2019
Get the Cum Snailmug. The flavor and odor of a human male's ejaculatory fluid after 2 days or more of consistent alcohol and/or drug consumption.
Rachel would not allow her boyfriend's party cum in her mouth after 3 days of raging at that festival in desert.
by Lucidkat November 6, 2013
Get the party cummug. by Ausy October 13, 2016
Get the cum bottlemug. "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your cum breath", or , "You've been sucking cocks again havent you, you dirty cum breath!". Also a useful abuse for homophobic males. Insert animal names preceeding for even more effect, eg. "horse cum breath"
by johnny smith March 30, 2005
Get the cum breathmug. by Wwwh642 June 17, 2018
Get the Cum Fetishmug. That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.
Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.
by The Dankster Gangster March 23, 2017
Get the The Cum Dumpstermug.