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Bullshit

Yo I was driving my escalade and fucking smashed into this other car and just peaced the fuck out of there.

Yo I got a loaded hunting rifle in my trunk so if I get pulled over I'm fucked!
by Hanan February 12, 2005
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bullshit vortex generator

A bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit. Wich in turn gets everyone all upset and so on. In essance the bullshit spewed by the first person sucks all of his/her friends into this vortex fo bs
Mike is a real bullshit vortex generator. He was telling everyone at work this lie and everyone got sucked into this vortex of bullshit and they were all pissed at eachother
by Ron Chee July 22, 2009
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fuck-bullshit

1.When something or someones actions differ form ones own taste. 2.Viewing the world form your own preception and discounting everyone elses. 3. Closley related to dumb ass fuck.
The american oil companies are fuck-bullshit.

People on the Ca Freeways are Fuck-Bullshit!
by JON E. October 25, 2006
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scientific bullshit

A term used to describe something that's overly complex or difficult.
(trying to do homework) "I'm too tired for this scientific bullshit."
(trying to open a soda can without fingernails) "I need some help with this scientific bullshit!"
(attempting a crossword puzzle) "This is some pretty hardcore scientific bullshit."
by Mast of the World October 3, 2011
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Total Bullshit

A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.
After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit
by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009
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Mickey Mouse Bullshit

by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009
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Bullshit Bible Joint

A joint rolled from a prison Bible.
You know, those fake ass Bibles?
Josh: Rip me a page from that little ass Bible.
Me: Why?
Josh: I'm gonna roll a Bullshit Bible Joint.
by SwagPenguin September 6, 2011
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