Bland Guidelines 

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.

Bland Guidelines by User1893 January 30, 2023

Blender Desk

When you think your dogs are very cute and want to kiss them

Tommy Lorelli wants to Blender Desk his dogs

Blender Desk by Mr. Desk February 8, 2023

Blendable 

When a guy is just so babygirl you want to put them in a blender and tear him up into a smoothie.

Dude, Reigen Arataka from mob psycho is so baby girl.

I know, he’s just so blendable!

Blendable by BeccaHeccaRecca October 17, 2023

The Blend 

Also known as the GCP Blend or the GCP. Refers to a gravity bong that is of the waterfall style. This bong is filled with a liquor such as wine, beer, or JD, which is then emptied into the hitter's mouth from the bottom hole (waterfall, carb). The resulting smoke is token from the mouthpiece, and brain cells rapidly die.

"Dude just hit the Blend, now he can't see straight"

The Blend by the amnesiac August 3, 2007

tash bland 

A tash bland is when a person is very beautiful both inside and out. A tash bland can be strong independent and very intelligent. They have many friends, and many want to be like them,

Girl : I'm so insecure
Boy: But why, you look like a tash bland..'
Girl : I LOVE YOU

tash bland by illnevertellllllllllllllllll October 28, 2010

tri blender 

Girl who likes to get worked in all holes. Sometimes, preferably simultaneously.

Freaky?? That hoe is a tri blender! She was dual exhausting my boys and blowing me at the same time.

tri blender by Papewayo April 27, 2017

Backyard Blend 

a type of snack mix that is made with a blend of Pringles’ Sour Cream & Onion and BBQ flavored potato crisps. Although historically mixed at a ratio of 1:1, a blend ratio as high as 3:2 is also acceptable. Backyard blends mixed at or near a 3:2 ratio are commonly referred to as "black jack variants" or "Blackyard Blends." Also know as "Urban Chex-Mix."

Jesus, Nigel! Wash your hands before you go rummaging through that Backyard Blend! And please stop picking out the BBQ ones!

Backyard Blend by Sir Alfred Samuel June 11, 2018