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Spin the block

UK -
1) do a circle round the block to make sure noone followed

2) go out reckless driving with the homies

3) go round the block (on foot/car/etc) for whatever reason (tagging, looking for opps, drinking, etc)

4) going back to finish opps
1) “Yo jump in bro gonna spin the block real quick, here’s your bud..”

2) “I’m bored wanna come spin the block?”

3) “don’t have to go far, could just spin the block for a bit?”

4) “Spin the block he’s still moving”
by Inso45 February 26, 2023
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Blacksperger's Syndrome

A disorder with symptoms similar to those of Asperger's syndrome but presenting only in residents of Blacksburg, VA, particularly among students and others associated with Virginia Tech. Clinical presentation includes:

a.) Difficulty functioning normally in social situations
d.) Awkwardness
c.) Rudeness to the point where one is not certain if it is on purpose of if they are completely ignorant of common etiquette
d.) Complete inability to understand sarcasm

Point d.) is often the most diagnostic presentation of Blacksperger's syndrome.

A person presenting with Blacksperger's syndrome typically will display long periods of awkward silence in conversation with associated, uncomfortable staring and monosyllabic answers to normal conversational questioning.

Some subsets are highly promiscuous although it is difficult to imagine how they are capable of luring anyone into their bedroom, except with other people with Blacksperger's.

There is currently no known cure to this debilitating disease.
John: "That math test sucked, I just wanted to strangle our teacher."

(pause. stare. silence. pause.)

Wes: "You'd get in real trouble if you strangled a teacher John."

John: "Dude, I think you've got Blacksperger's syndrome."
by DrHardBody January 19, 2011
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blacksmith

(n.) a profesional player; someone who has so many irons in the fire, aka bitches, that they might as well be a blacksmith.
Lindsay on Thursday, Kate on Friday, Michelle on Saturday? That kid's a blacksmith.
by bennygotback November 15, 2011
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the block

a block in the city where one can go to buy narcotics.
"yo lets go get some weed"
"from who"
"lets go down to the block"
by nego October 31, 2005
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H&R Block

H&R Block is one of the world's largest tax services providers, utilizing more than 100,000 highly trained tax professionals and having prepared more than 550 million tax returns worldwide since 1955.
H&R Block have a retail office within 5 miles of most Americans.
by ZigZagMan January 26, 2011
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cock block

1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic
1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that ricer cock-blocked me

3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.
by TheGrandInquisitor January 24, 2005
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german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.
"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"
by roflzorz November 18, 2007
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