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Epic Breasts

Voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of the woman/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.
Samantha has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Breasts in every sense of the word.
by Mocosoloco6 January 8, 2009
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beast museum

"Oh shit don't look now."
"Why?"
"Beast museum, 12 o'clock."
"FUCK, why can't I go to a school with hot girls?"
by Dirty Wayne May 2, 2006
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Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
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beastie

Scottish word for a small animal such as a mouse or an insect.
Jings! Whit was that?

It was a wee beastie!
by MEAT PIE!!!!!!! October 11, 2008
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breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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Beastin

An unnecessarily extreme reaction. Making a big deal out of nothing. See buggin, wylin out, wylin.
Yo! Why you beastin son?! Daaamn
by Octavian March 9, 2004
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beast

a person who possesses a somewhat quiet yet very likable personality, but NEVER fails to surprise others with their exceptional ability, whether it be their strength, prowess, and/or flat-out domination skills
Wow!! Who would ever guessed that underneath his calm, laid-back exterior, Lawrence would turn out to be such a beast!?!
by heyitsmedstudgirl March 5, 2010
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