Astronaut

Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon'

God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.

by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009

AstroPants

Do you ever think about how crazy the world would be if your genitals were under your arms, instead of between your legs? Would long sleeved shirts be the new pants? Would short sleeved shirts be the new shorts? I often wonder what the genital configuration of beings in other galaxies might be. What if their genitals were located in their hands? Would gloves then be the new pants? How about if their genetals were located in their foreheads? Would hats then be the new pants? Would it be a requirement to wear a hat in a public place?
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!

No shirt, no shoes, no service!
"Hey, what about pants?"

by MrsMinx January 27, 2005

astronomical odds

Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.

The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.

by Kurapika June 12, 2014

Houston Astros

What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.

There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Astro Turf

A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.

Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...

by HughJerection March 3, 2015

Astrological

Having to do with astrophysics.

The definition of the moon cycles in science class today were astrological in a correct way.

by olliejack007 June 29, 2016

astronormer

A person who sets norms for what is or is not a planet, a star, a galaxy, dark matter, etc.

At a 24 August 2006 international meeting of Earthling astronormers, it was voted that Pluto is not a planet. After the news reached Pluto (several hours at the speed of light), a hastily called meeting of the Plutonian Astronormical Society unanimously proclaimed that Earth is dirt, and that Earthlings are full of worse than that.

by John Canu November 3, 2006