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astronormer 

A person who sets norms for what is or is not a planet, a star, a galaxy, dark matter, etc.
At a 24 August 2006 international meeting of Earthling astronormers, it was voted that Pluto is not a planet. After the news reached Pluto (several hours at the speed of light), a hastily called meeting of the Plutonian Astronormical Society unanimously proclaimed that Earth is dirt, and that Earthlings are full of worse than that.
astronormer by John Canu November 3, 2006
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Asstronomer 

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.
Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.
Asstronomer by smatty21 March 30, 2010

astronormical 

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.
astronormical by Lokijk January 19, 2017

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.
An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.
anal astronomer by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

asstronomer 

A proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.
God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
asstronomer by Mark H June 11, 2004

asstronomer 

(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).
herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.
asstronomer by carlos c March 3, 2008

astronomer 

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.
astronomer by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004