shaved ape

An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.

I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.

by madric November 3, 2011

yard ape

1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.

I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.

by JB2003 August 14, 2003

ape escape

1.A freshman in ridgefield high school
im not sure what his name is but he looks like monkey
2.A dirty nigger who looks like he escaped from a zoo
3.WHITE POWER

DUDE look at that ape escape over there

by Mike April 7, 2005

AP Statistics

A laughably easy class, most who take it are those too afraid to take calc so yeah, 90% of the class are math-impaired idiots. The purpose of stats is to be a joke class like apes. The tests are taken directly from the internet so enter in a few key words the night before and you already have the answer key. A very large majority of the class cheats on the tests which may be the reason for the incredibly high averages aside from its "difficulty". And plus, there's no homework. The only drawback is that the class does almost no preparation for the AP exam in May so unless you actually treat the class like a real one (which is totally unnecessary for the class itself) you're basically screwed.

Typical AP Statistics conversations:
Student A: OMG that test was so hard! How did you get a perfect score on it?
Student B: It's online...I typed in "chi-squared regression test" on google last night and I found the answer key..."
Student A: sh*t

Student C: I'm wondering if I should take stats instead of calc. How was the class? How did you do on it?
Student D: I got A's both semesters but I got a 2 on the exam...

by Asian Abomination December 30, 2012

bathing' apes

nice kicks, shoes, jackets

Soulja Boy "Man guess what I just got".
Areb "What you get Soulja Boy".
Soulja Boy "Man I got me some bathing' apes".

by Sam Deezy October 5, 2007

AP kid

Annoying, complement fishing, teacher dick riding, virgins. Deserves no rights.

AP kid "Hey did you guys wanna talk abou-"

Normal Student "Shut the fuck up"

by cultist#4214485681712624521721 January 11, 2021

triggered ape

A person who looses control emotionally and becomes violent when triggered. Can result in dramatic emotional displays intended to intimidate the person who provided the source of the triggering. Display often resembles the behavior of a frustrated and angry ape.

The Trump supporter acted like a Triggered Ape when he encoudntered a Muslim at a public beach.

by TriggeredApe May 10, 2017