dylan asshole

A big fat asshole who is always in troble A big fat asshole

dylan asshole

by red clan January 10, 2019

sideways asshole

A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.

This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob January 20, 2019

Urban Dictionary Asshole

Someone who thumbs down everything no matter what.

Person 1: What an intelligently written and clever definition. *thumbs down* LOLOLOLOL.

Person 2: You're an Urban Dictionary Asshole.

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

A Asshole

an asshole that is such an asshole that calling him an asshole in the correct grammatical context is a disservice to the word asshole.

"that fucking young republican asshole gave the long speech at the neo-con rally on how being gay is a immoral, 100% choice and punishable by eternal damnation then.... we saw him at the nazi meth dealer's house playing dong-hider with guido-mike's hiv shooter."

"that young republican is A Asshole"

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

Itchy Asshole

A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.

Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...

Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.

by UnderFire September 11, 2012

professional asshole

Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters

Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.

Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.

by wayward2 January 25, 2008

genuine asshole

A person containing personality traits similar to a douche bag, homo, and/or a bafufnick. These genuine asshole's usual dwell around rich, snobby towns such as, Glastonbury CT. One of the most well known "genuine asshole's is Andrew Hasset, who currently lives in Glastonbury. These, "genuine asshole's", are very dangerous and will verbally attack anyone that they see. GA can also be used for the word, "genuine asshole".

guy: hey man, could you tell me how to get to the nearest gas station?
andrew hasset: wtf man. Get the fuck away from me before i call the cops.
guy:dude i just need some directions, you dont have to be such a genuine asshole about it.

by GA hater February 18, 2009