Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Tubbyman

Jay-Z

Person 1: I was riding on Jay-Z through the desert.

Person 2: No dude, that was just a camel.

Jay-Z by Tubbyman October 28, 2010

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To testify/to come up in one's spot looking extra fly. This is often done for the day you die.

Person 1: Let's touch the sky!!!

Person 2: I shall hop into a U-Haul van with my mother.

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Someone who makes statuses on Facebook that never get liked or commented by anyone.

Facebook Loner: Like this status and I'll tell you what I think of you. ;D

*3 days pass*

*0 likes*

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A stalker who is financially supported by MTV.

Hi I'm Andrew Jenks, relatively famous people across the country let me live with them even though I'm a complete stranger.

Andrew Jenks by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

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Person 1: What an intelligently written and clever definition. *thumbs down* LOLOLOLOL.

Person 2: You're an Urban Dictionary Asshole.

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A rapper who makes very catchy songs but is a terrible lyricist.

B.o.B: Yo I kick it like Adidas flowin' sticky like adhesive.

Beyonce: That makes no fucking sense.

B.o.B by TubbyMan October 21, 2010

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