Another way of saying one is a goddamn bisexual. Originated from Cheryl Stardust's TikTok where she transforms herself into a queer Barbie. (It's me. I'm Cheryl Stardust.)
1. I'm having an iced coffee in my peasant blouse while listening to Halsey. I'm such a farm fresh bisexual.
2. You see that guy with the earrings, dyed hair, Vans, and rolled up jeans? Certified 100% farm fresh bisexual.
2. You see that guy with the earrings, dyed hair, Vans, and rolled up jeans? Certified 100% farm fresh bisexual.
by Cheryl Stardust March 10, 2021
A bisexual who has never had sex with the opposite gender (i.e bisexual man never had sex with a woman and vice-versa).
by Attracted to both genders December 03, 2013
a small group of 2 or more bisexual males sitting in each other's laps while doing something together.
by stickalreadyexists May 10, 2019
by Justin-- March 14, 2021
A big burly man who runs like a dinosaur with wide hips, thick ankles, and a low centre gravity. He loves to wear yoga pants to football games and always has 8 pounds of jell in his hair. He owns a humpy bike and Lynryd Skynyrd records, he likes to bake cakes instead of going camping. He prefers Strawberry Tackerys and Margeritas instead of a nice cold beer like real men. He likes to care for the environment in his little Nissan Leaf while other real men are driving trucks.
by Blockingbrad17 January 14, 2018
by HollyRolo March 17, 2018
AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 17, 2009