Dining with Devon 

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

Dining with Devon by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

bitches with children 

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz

Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.

bitches with children by Dwayne May 4, 2004

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."

Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me! by movie fanatic August 3, 2009

ears with feet 

A word used for people who go to the shows of Tori Amos, also somewhat synonymous with the word ToriPhile. Tori created this word herself when she was on tour in 1996. She doesnt like the word fans to describe the people who devote time and energy to attend her shows, so she calls them ears with feet instead.

"I hate the word fans, I'd like to call you ears with feet, and never use the word fan again because your ears with feet."

~Tori Amos, 9/16/96 - Akron, Ohio

ears with feet by michellie September 21, 2005

Hold my beer and watch this! 

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

Hold my beer and watch this! by Kowkruncher August 16, 2012

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole 

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017