cyst face killa

Someone that has a cyst on there mouth or face.

You have cyst in your gums. You will now be known as Cyst Face Killa!

by The Laniac October 8, 2011

Goat Faced Bastard

A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.

I can't believe you took that swamp donkey back last night you goat faced bastard

by Goatfacedbastard April 7, 2011

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.

Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.

by J.Noble October 2, 2016

Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.

by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011

Billy's Mom's Face

Derogatory term used to describe a woman who exchanges sexual favors for money from young guys that work at jiffy lube in NH. These women are sexual predators who only want one thing, penis.

Billy's Mom's Face turned me out last night.

by State Inspector July 3, 2018

Open face sandwich

A sandwich you make for somebody with an open face. They can't figure out how to close their mouth, you give em an open face sandwich.

The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016