Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022

Mob_tha_monka

Mob_tha_monka is a gtag mob and will destroy everyone because he is too good so dont try to run

Mob_tha_monka is a good mob

by Mob_tha_monka May 14, 2022

mob_tha_monka

He is the best mob in gtag and will destroy everyone so dont run because he is too good

He is the best mob_tha_monka

by Mob_tha_monka May 14, 2022

The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

big hairy monkey

macocne

look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock

by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022