Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

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None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches

I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches

by anonymous January 24, 2022

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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.

“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”

by itsok2005 February 2, 2022

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The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

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Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

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