cuntsplain 

The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.

Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.

“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”

cuntsplain by acearce June 20, 2016

Cuntmarcus 

The ultimate insult you can bestow upon somebody.

Oh my god! You’re such a Cuntmarcus!

Cuntmarcus by Iswearillkickya May 5, 2018

cuntrivance 

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.

Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.

cuntrivance by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

cuntification by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.

That cuntwaffle just backed into me.

cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

Cuntfiddler

One who plays with, and/or fiddles with cunt on a regular basis.

Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"

Cuntfiddler by SunBro November 4, 2014

Cuntascope 

Someone wasting time during a group study/revision session.

Kirk was being a cuntascope

Cuntascope by stevedaozy November 7, 2016