Baby Batter

Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!

Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter

Girl - Ew no way

Guy 2 - I will

(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)

by Cumspatter August 16, 2018

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Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

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baby language

baby language is a language (commonly spoken at 1-3 year olds), that is usually rude. "goo goo gaa gaa" translates to "i need to poop on my mum's face", "ba-ba" translates to "fuck me", "goo goo" translates to "i want to urinate on my dad", and "goo gee" translates to "i love nazis"

Baby language is the rudest language I've ever heard!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

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Biffa baby

When the dead fetus' get chucked in the 'biffa' bin outside the abortion clinic.

Girlfriend: "I'm pregnant babe"
Boyfriend: "Abort it, it's a biffa baby"

by TommyRobinson January 20, 2019

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Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

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