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An immature sexual prank. Sitting in a public place, pull your balls out of your pants and cup your hands over them, leaving just a glimpse of pink exposed (this only works if your white). Then tell your approaching victims (preferably girls) that you have just found a baby bird that has fallen from its nest. The bit of nutsack resembles the skin of a newly hatched bird. Explain that the bird is shy and doesn’t like the light, but invite them to take a closer look. In the midst of conversation the hands are casually dropped, and the victims are left fawning over what is now obviously a pair of balls. The key to pulling this off is doing it when it would be least expected (e.g. in gym class).
"Hey guys look, I found a baby bird"
by sleepinggrass January 20, 2005
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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Bring a man to climax via oral sex and hide the cum in your mouth without him knowing. Once he is fully relaxed and completely unsuspecting in the afterglow, lean in for a sweet little post-sex kiss, and surprise him by passing him a big mouthful of his own cum.
It's hard to get to sleep after she gives you The Baby Bird.
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After someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the Opie and Anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
The act of doing this was dubbed "The baby bird" by comic Joe Rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird

AKA "Sea of (screaming) laughter"
-Witnesses
"Oh God! OH God! Ooh No!"
"The baby bird is going down!"
"The baby bird! Is happening!!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OoohhHH my GOD!!!"
"No Way! NO WAY!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
-Sea of laughter
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OH my GOD!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! Haw HAW Huh Huh!!
"NO WAY!"
"NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAP- NO WAY DID THAT JUS- JUS- AWWWWWW!!! NO WAY! NO WAY Did That just happen!"
"Oh my god!!..Oh my god!..Oh my god!"
"I almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard"
"OUTSTANDNG!"
"That was the greatest moment in radio history PERIOD!"
-Witnesses
by KiLLplay December 03, 2006
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When a someone jerks a guy off while eyes closed, mouth open, head wiggling like a baby bird being fed receives the load from the ejaculation
I'll give him the baby bird; *mimes the movement" and then I'll be like Kakaw!
by K9K3M January 03, 2020
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