Tiger Woods

An uppity negro that thinks he's too good for his own people.

What has Tiger Woods done for the black community?

by Marcus W. September 21, 2005

Two wongs don't make a white

Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.

This Asian comic told the stupidest joke, "two wongs don't make a white", and nobody laughed.

by cpetkunas July 5, 2020

woodside

An anorexic obnoxious violent no-friend slutty whore.

NASTY i would'nt touch her shes such a woodside

by anonymooo September 21, 2005

Tiger Woods

A Tiger Woods refers to a drink of half lemonade and half black tea. This comes from it's counterpart, the Arnold Palmer, which is a drink of half lemonade and half iced tea, only white.

I would like an Arnold Palmer, a Tiger Woods, and two Gatorades, please. -said to the bartender at the nearest golf club.

by aspen1974 November 5, 2009

tiger woods

a fairly good golfer who cant admit the fact that hes BLACK just like the rest of us, no matter how many races he's mixed with (thats the whole point of being black.)
i mean, the 37.5% Chinese, 25% of African descent, 25% Thai, and 12.5% Native American, OR 52.5% Asian, 25% of African descent, and 12.5% Native American is just to friggin stupid and a sign of desperation to be NOT black. (mariah carey has the same problem and oprah set her straight)

there are a lot of us mixed with native american, white, and asian, but we're black for the most part! your either white or your black in the US! its a one drop system here! Remember, Hybrids are not included in the Census count.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

by Max and Stevens December 26, 2011

woog

Nickname given to the mythical beast that rants cars to destruction. Nocturnal. Can be found around council estates.

"ffs woog you've blown up another engine"

by My Ass June 3, 2003