toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006

H. E. double toothpicks

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

by Jeff494 October 1, 2005

Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.

This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.

by koggelmander June 14, 2013

poop tooth

The resulting oral state after one brushes one\\\'s teeth with a toothbrush previously residing in a toilet, regardless of the clearity of the water.

I wouldn\\\'t go on a date with Kelly, I heard that bitch has poop tooth.

by CaptainBald January 5, 2008

long in the tooth

A women who has passed her prime

"Hey John, is your new secratary hot?"

"No, she is a little long in the tooth."

by John McDonough November 18, 2003

tooth pick

A small wooden stick used for getting food lodged in between your teeth.

George- wow this popcorn is stuck in my teeth
Lila-here, here is a tooth pick.

by McLc January 17, 2011

Pussy Tooth

A bone-like mass inside the vaginal cavity, usually 4-6 inches from the vaginal opening. It may be dull to sharp and is usually about a half inch in length. It can be a deterent to penis/vaginal intercourse.

"I was going to have sex with that girl until I found out she had a Pussy Tooth!"

by Xandria.g October 16, 2007