Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie

u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 26, 2003

thong birds

Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment.

He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

by Richmond RichardHof March 2, 2009

Throne

the male reproductive organ or penis

Yo shes so hot, I would so totally let her sit on my throne.

by jthomas928 May 17, 2010

thong

Butt floss. As in flossing between the cheeks will keep your booty minty fresh.
Oppisite of depends.

Every woman needs to have her butt flossed with a nice thin thong.

by Darth_pikachu April 3, 2006

thongs

the "underwear" which makes the anal hole hurt.

yeeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwwwcchhhhhhh, my anus is crying for help!!!!!!!!!!!

by Noel Marques-Neves April 19, 2005

thong

totally useless item of girls underwear that only serves to make them look like sluts.

That chick is so cute and i really want her num...... Oh crap.... She's wearing a thong. Never mind.

by I am The Snail May 26, 2009

Throner

A raging boner for the band 311.

Dude, I just saw 311 day! Huge throner!!

by adamkenny311 March 20, 2010