quid in the till 

An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")

Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.

quid in the till by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 22, 2006

Question For The Culture 

"Question For The Culture" (or shortened; QFTC) is a term infamously coined by singer/author Lana Del Rey, and is used to call out issues that are ignored or neglected due to the topic or situation being one-sided or biased as a result of fame or popularity.

"Question for the Culture:
Now that Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have had number ones with songs about being sexy ... - can I please go back to singing about being embodied, feeling beautiful by being in love even if the relationship is not perfect, or dancing for money ... without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing abuse??????"
- Lana Del Rey

"QFTC; how can I be expected to just sit here and take sh*t from someone who is much more popular than me because everyone likes them? You all put them in the spotlight as a good person when they're hurting me behind the scenes. I don't care if y'all attack me for this but I need to call it out because it's not fair and I'm not going to accept being put down by this person no matter how loved they are."
- example

Question For The Culture by Cypress Thriving December 21, 2020

queens of the stone age 

a band that plays rock music so awesome that you'll shit in someone elses pants

queens of the stone age discography

queens of the stone age(self titled)
rated r
songs for the deaf
lullabies to paralyze
era vulgaris

buy them all

queens of the stone age by deadprez92 August 29, 2007

Queens of the Stone Age 

The best band in the world! GC SUX!

The Queens Of The Stone Age are a good band!

Queens of the Stone Age by Svexson September 15, 2003

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

Future Queen of the World 

Only words to describe the most amazing woman on the face of the earth.

-That bitch is crazy!
-Nah, man that be my future queen of the world.

Future Queen of the World by Gr8Gatz August 26, 2010

queered the test 

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

queered the test by Telephony August 24, 2018