cleveland steamer

A steamer made in Cleveland, Ohio.

I steamed yummy veggies with this Cleveland Steamer. It works much better than my imported steamer

by udusers1 September 14, 2010

arabian steamer

When you give them arabian goggles and shit on somebody when they are sleeping.

We gave Charles an arabian steamer last night.

by Bob McFarley February 24, 2005

belgium steamer

its when u have sex then poop on your girls back

''did you give her a belgium steamer?'' from the deuce bigalow movie

by tommy salami September 4, 2008

Krystal Steamer Pack

The act of pooping on a girls face while gizzing on her chest.

Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"

by blowies January 17, 2011

philly steamer

Taking a dump on your partner's chest.

While my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, I dropped a philly steamer.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

vanilla steamer

Also a McDonald's "coffee beverage" tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.

Bob: "I ordered a McDonald's Vanilla Steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer."

Tom: "Umm, duh?"

by andy497 November 28, 2007

Stanley Steamer

The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.

Lisa's bush was looking kind of rough today so i gave her a good ole Stanley Steamer.

by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009