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Krystal Steamer Pack

The act of pooping on a girls face while gizzing on her chest.

Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"

Krystal Steamer Pack by blowies January 17, 2011