Spike

some ginger nonce who pull 4 kid at a time
(can also be used as an adjective)

"what a Spike"
"That guy is attempting a spike, quick call the police!"

by Podi_mamba April 30, 2019

Shuke

Shuking is when you are shitting and puking at the same time

Man i feel so sick i ferl like im gonna "shuke"

by Rogypoo May 1, 2019

Spikey Mikey

An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.

Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"

Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."

Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."

by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019

Spike

A bearded dragon that is very beautiful is full of spikes.Very friendly and loves a cuddle with his mum.

“Why didn’t you come out tonight”
“Sorry I was at home watching tv with spike”

by A 14 year old mum June 19, 2019

Spike

Spike is the kinda guy who ends up fucking everything that moves. He will lash out over the tiniest things. He'll punch anyone to utters an insult under their breath, and that is just the way he is. A man named spike loves to drink to the point where he goes canoeing until his legs turn purple from the sun. Overall, if you ever meet a Spike, turn the oppisute direction and run.

"Did you see that dude KO that chick?!"

"What did you expect, his name is Spike"

by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

Spikes

The term for a Spiked Collar or Spiked Wristband in Animal Jam. Often used by beggars.

“Gift me spikes pls”
“Why”
“I got scammed and am poor pls”
“No”
“Pls I’ll report you”
“For what”
“Scamming me”
“I didn’t scam you.”
“OMG SCAMMER!!1!11!”

by Eggu___ April 7, 2019

spokesliar

A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.

The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.

Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.

by Puddintan3 September 12, 2019