Simon

A person who tried to get laid, but ended up with a man. No one even knows how but it happened.

Person 1: You're being such a Simon right now.
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*

by TKS205 November 5, 2019

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simone Biles

The gymnast alive now that could get more medals than any other male or female gymnast one day, but there's always going to be somebody trying to throw the favorite off course with setbacks, which is why it helps when the favorite stays humble enough not to buy in to everything the media tries to build them up to.

There are forces that will conspire to throw someone like Simone Biles off, as they would with other favorites. People like that dedicate every bit of energy than Olympic athletes dedicate to going for a medal to throwing the game, the race, or the event.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

erica simon

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

by What's my real name? October 13, 2016

Simon

To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.

I got a new jacket and it's so Simon.

I got a new jacket and it's too swoll to explain.

by The Swoll Master December 31, 2009

simmonite

anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite

Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009