Crystal Rubber 

1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the practitioner to the earth. See also: Tree Hugger, Granola Eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.

That girl is such a granola eating, tree hugging, liberal crystal rubber.

Crystal Rubber by homehounder January 9, 2010

Burn Rubber 

Ferocious masturbation while you're wearing a condom. Can also be done while said condom is on fire.

Alex decided to burn rubber when jane send him nudes

Burn Rubber by WiddyFoe April 22, 2018

Cleavland Rubber Stamp 

Def. 1 The act of shitting on a persons chest, then stomping on it with a rubber boot, most likely a rain boot.

Def. 2 A large piece of artwork in Cleavland, Ohio.

Tom: Hey, what did you and Jenny do last night?

Bob: Well, I wanted to do anal, but she gave me the "Cleavland Rubber Stamp" instead.

Cleavland Rubber Stamp by ironic_lemon September 16, 2009

f'd in the A with a big rubber D 

A good "suffix" to jazz up the already good saying "f'd in the a"

When you want to curse someone you can say: "F that guy in the A with a big rubber D"

f'd in the A with a big rubber D by legaldealer May 31, 2004

chum rubber 

a woman who puts a food substance of any kind (normaly dog food) on her private parts and intices a K9 to lick it off for her own sexual gratification.

she is a chum rubber.

chum rubber by bigspuds July 7, 2006

golden rubber

Is reference to the condom label Trojan's condoms in size XXL. And thereby a reference to a big penis.

I got them golden rubbers! (omg he has a huge cock)

golden rubber by Cutegirl89 December 10, 2013

Bobbing for rubber duckies 

a fun game played in the bathtub in which a woman playfully tries to grab the man's scroat as he bobs it up and down in the water like a rubber ducky.

Sally likes bobbing for rubber duckies when she's taking a bath with her boyfriend. Bloop bloop!

Bobbing for rubber duckies by sweetpea82 July 31, 2009