by Jjjjjlkkkf April 22, 2009
Get the parakeet bliesk mug.The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010
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A psychosis characterized by an extreme suspicion of manicurists talking shit about you in another language.
Becky: The manicurist just pointed at me, called me a “dĩ chó ” and laughed. Go on Google Translate and find out what that means.
Courtney: Man, you have major paranailia.
Courtney: Man, you have major paranailia.
by Mister_Michael February 23, 2011
Get the Paranailia mug.1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.
2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.
2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011
Get the Parade Candy mug.A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
by jmcomedy August 30, 2011
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Get the parannoying mug.The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs
by Gtalbot August 20, 2013
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