Packing A Parachute

Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.

I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.

The girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly I was Packing a Parachute.

by gilmoreforereal October 20, 2012

bulls on parade

means 'Cans on Display'. To be used when in the vicinity of cans, which are prominently on display, and you wish to point out to a mate that there are cans on display without notifying the owner of the cans.

*cans walk into room*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*

by Cabbage06 September 8, 2008

mari para

short for marijuana paraphernalia.

he got busted for mari para.

by Lo February 19, 2005

Black Paraded

Somewhere that once was a cool place, but in the last few years has been overrun by the emo fad.

"Want to go to Camden tomorrow?"

"Nah, I used to love it there but the whole place has been black paraded"

by WinderJ April 24, 2009

piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

by piss jerking May 7, 2015

parachute pants

Pants with a built in rip cord which reveals your member to adoring ladies

I put a huge smile on her face when i did the "parachute pant dance of the exotic panda" on her.

by Davey G April 29, 2004

hit parade

the oftimes endless and sometimes gruesome promenade of persons that "hit" or view, inquire, hint, wink, flirt, send emails, etc, when one signs onto a singles venue, column, or website.

"I signed up on a singles website the other day, and you should have seen the 'hit parade' that followed.

by Paul W Puckett September 21, 2006