Mars

A planet exhibiting whore behaviour its entire orbit around the sun. Also good name for a chocolate bar, someone should make that

Mars has a fat ass

by Sunflowers.shine.too September 1, 2022

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Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

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On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness

Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes

by Yashushgman January 20, 2022

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Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

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Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

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