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Mark of the Geek

When their right hand has a red spot from it laying on the mousepad too long and their left hand has a red line from it laying on the edge of the keyboard too long, usually a sign that they have been playing an rpg game too much.
Guy 1: ...Hey. *tired*
Guy 2: You look horrible! Have you been up all night?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Let me see your hands. Yep, you have the mark of the geek, you've been up playing that rpg game!
by TheElephantInDenim August 15, 2011
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Swan Mark

Any bruising that results from rough sex. E

sp if the bruising causes outsiders to believe that you are in an abusive relationship.

The term comes from the Twilight series. Specifically, the injuries Bell Swan-Cullen sustained during her honeymoon in Breaking Dawn.
Girl 1: Hey, what's up with that bruise on your arm? Did someone hit you?

Girl 2: Nah, it's just a Swan mark

Girl 1: Good on ya!
by RaritySparkle December 17, 2011
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Mark Mcgean1

Mark Mcgean1 Big penis
by Itsyeboy0183 January 14, 2019
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Air-mark

When a boy dog is out of ammo yet continues to raise his leg to mark his territory.
Bruiser air-marked every tree down the block, without a drop of piss.
by Bellesmommy May 22, 2013
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Gobble marks

The tell-tale signs left behind after an act of fellatio is performed. Can be easily spotted under U.V. lighting.
"Watch out for gobble marks! You don't know where they've been"
by Stemun September 25, 2009
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Mark Morgan

An incredibly fabulous man who is the producing artistic director of Moorestown Theater Company! Commonly spotted in khaki shorts and his MTC attire!
God I love Mark Morgan!
Yeah! He’s my favorite director!
by mtclover2003 July 7, 2022
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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!
Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
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