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Leafitus

When a strange love for a hockey team makes you stupidly obsessed that they will win the NHL championship even though they suck so bad the hookers are out of a job.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
Doc is infected by Leafitus, he actually believes that this shit fucking hockey team will win it all.
by The SecurityGuard May 12, 2014
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leafhopper

Leafhopper; noun, a person that is always at the ready to fuck you. No matter the time or place. Basically an advanced fuck buddy.
Oh him? He's nothing, just my leafhopper.
by Only the leafhoppers September 13, 2016
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Leafying

Presenting a screenshot, A number, or some other vague premise to try and impress those without technical prowess.
"Man I was editing this video last night, shit had like 10 clips in it."

"You're leafying again."
by MongoMcMichaels November 25, 2016
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leafwart18000

A leafwart18000 is a leaf with lots of warts.
Look it's a leafwart18000
by The adopted one November 27, 2016
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leaford

Leaford is a amazing friend you can always count on for anything. They always find a way to put a smile on your face and they are funny as hell, they are also very smart. Yet they are ugly there personality will count up for it when trying to get a girl. When he falls in love he falls hard so don't break his heart.
Victoria- That is definitly leaford because he is ugly but has a heart of gold
Jennifer - Yeah he is ugly but he is nice
by Bdjdhds January 3, 2018
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Leafwallpillow

I will leafwallpillow send you the picture
by Pillow$ October 7, 2018
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Leafbro

A pejorative term for a Canadian. Towards another fellow Canadian.
1: Day of the rake is upon us.
2: indeed leafbro, we're fucked.
by Leafanon May 15, 2019
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