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jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.
jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009
Jordan is a guy that is sweet and kind and caring. He has a bit of a temper at times.. But overall he's a best friend and is always there. He's funny and is sure to make you laugh and cheer you up. He's a bit of a clutz. Kinda maybe is cute Xp. He loves the fandom he's in. He's been through a lot that he should've never gone through and has an unneeded low self esteem. He's a guy that's gonna accomplish great things someday and can do anything he sets his mind to.
Jordan is a best friend.
For sure.
Jordan by Shhhhhbleh June 30, 2013
Somebody who often has a deep obsession with feet, often male feet especially when they are sweaty.
Yo Jordan stop staring at their feet.
Jordan by Joker 87654321 December 14, 2016
Typically a boy who has blue eyes and a massive penis. If you are dating a Jordan, you are lucky. He will love and care for you until the end of days. He is smooth and funny but knows when its time to get down to business.
Jordan almost broke me last night with his throbbing dick!
Jordan by idek808 October 2, 2017

chilly jordan 

This is a relatively new move. However, the chilly jordan was instantly made into a classic act as soon as it was performed for the first time. what you do is, either you or the bitch, takes a diarrhea in a shot glass. you take the shot, motorboat her boobs, punch her in the vagina, and then hi fives all around!!!!
The bitch was annoying me earlier, so when i was finishing up my chilly jordan, i punched her extra hard... mike was there to give me an extra good hi five.
chilly jordan by gootch November 8, 2006
A very kind caring lad who knows how to make people laugh and smile. Always smiling himself and gives very good hugs. He doesn't know that he is a very sweet and cute person - maybe he should listen to the people telling him so.
1- have you had a hug from that jordon lad?
2- yeah, they are divine arent they?
1- yeah, theyre amazing and hes so cute
Jordon by woeismeandkels March 18, 2013