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Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.
Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny
by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020
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Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.
When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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granny

she’s very very dirty minded but she is funny and knows how to be there for you. i love you granny!
by scajawea March 2, 2020
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granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.
"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020
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Grantypants

A grantypants is a male slut and someone who allows anyone into their pants.l and grants anyone and anything access into their pants.
He's such a "grantypants" .

Male slut "grantypants" Webb!!!
by nighthawlk89 June 29, 2020
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Granny

Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
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grannyposting

posting boomer memes to Facebook that are extremely cringe worthy and directed at family members, usually grandchildren
I caught my nana grannyposting yesterday, she sent me and my two kids a Minions meme.
by Post12346 July 21, 2020
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