Goat Cheese 

1. Derived from the smell that commonly permeates from a dirty woman's vagina.

2. Associated with the thought of a hungry,"man eating vagina," usually found with women who have camel toes.

3. A female public accountants favorite cheese.

"It's ok not to shower on Saturdays, you like my goat cheese." "Pet me." "Feed me." "I love goat cheese, BMW."

Goat Cheese by T-Bag G. September 2, 2012

Goat Herder 

A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.

Did you see that goat herder at the bar? Three more drinks and ill go talk to her...

Goat Herder by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010

Goat Roper 

Not to be confused with a "goat rope", a Goat Roper is an archaic term for a redneck. It lost popularity in the late 1900's, but has had a resurgence in popularity recently. A goat roper denotes someone who is a "hick", and/or clumsy and stupid. Usually said person works in the farming industry, but is not exclusive to this.

"That guy Bill is a real goat roper, did you see the spit stains running down the driver's side of his old, dented 1978 Ford F150 pickup?"

Goat Roper by Crazy Sven April 23, 2006

Goat's blood

A multi-purpose substance used for anything imaginable. Satanic rituals, cleaning windows, unclogging toilets, you name it.

Man, I thought I was screwed when I broke that window...but I just applied some goat's blood and it was all fine.

Goat's blood by The Mysterious Hand March 16, 2011

goat master 

One who fornicates with goats. May also wear a hat with "goat master" written on it.

Goat master
Raping 'em faster
Psudo goth kid is a rapin' it up!

goat master by The Digerati January 9, 2005

Goat-Way 

A violently sexual activity involving goats. Similar to a three-way. This is a favorite hobby for people of Swedish decent. Goats enjoy having an entire Swedish baby dick put up their asses.

He just had a Goat-Way.

Goat-Way by iamalex April 27, 2009

goat dance 

What Joni Mitchell does with a redneck on a Grecian Isle, as referenced in the song "California" on the album "Blue" from 1971.

"I met a redneck on a Grecian Isle. We did the Goat Dance Very Well. He gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

goat dance by margoleilaman May 1, 2009