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Definitions by iamalex

Swedish Bass Fetish 

A sexual activity invented by the Swedes. The Bass Fetish involves shoving an entire bass guitar up a goats rectum. Occasionally it is possible to also cram an amp in there.
That Swede won't play bass ever since that accident last year with the Swedish Bass Fetish.
Swedish Bass Fetish by iamalex April 28, 2009

Norwegianians 

Someone from the country of Norwegia. Typically well known as total ass holes, the average norwegianian has an I.Q of 42. They would be violent drunks but they're not cool enough to drink, so they just get high of fish testicles. Cod fish raping is a favorite sport for the Norwegianians, as is molestering childeren.
God damn Swedes having a Goat-Way with the Norwegianians.

Norwegianians suck.
Norwegianians by iamalex April 27, 2009

Goat-Way 

A violently sexual activity involving goats. Similar to a three-way. This is a favorite hobby for people of Swedish decent. Goats enjoy having an entire Swedish baby dick put up their asses.
He just had a Goat-Way.
Goat-Way by iamalex April 27, 2009

Cod Rapist 

Someone who has violent sexual intercourse with both male and female Codfish. Typically known as people from Norwegia, the cod rapist is known for putting entire limbs in a cod. Most salmon will also do.
God damn cod rapists trying to move to Amercia.

What the fuck is wrong with you cod rapist, go fuck a goat. Like the Swedes.
Cod Rapist by iamalex April 24, 2009

Norwegia 

The place Norwegianians are from. Generally well known as a major shit-hole. Has the largest known market for cod-fish rapists. Cod-Raping is a national sport in Norwegia. There have been many attemps to make it a olympic sport. For more information see cod rapist.
That damn norwegianian from norwegia keeps trying to rape my cod.
Norwegia by iamalex April 22, 2009

Goat Rapist 

Someone who pleasures himself, and rapes, goats. Typically a blonde male from sweden, they have been known to shove an entire foot up a goats ass.
Stephen is such a goat rapist.

HEY! Dont be a goat rapist!
Goat Rapist by iamalex March 31, 2009