Definitions by CelebrationStone

Goat Herder 

A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.

Did you see that goat herder at the bar? Three more drinks and ill go talk to her...

Goat Herder by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010